Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML
Today, I tried doing a hair dye at home for the first time. I misread the instructions and left the dye on for twice the recommended time. Now my hair is the color of a traffic cone and brittle enough to break if I sneeze. FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
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hannahcorrine 0
Orange you glad it wasn't purple though?
minniem0usee 0
At least you're ready for halloween! That's the spirit! >:)
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Comments (272)
satph 12
sucks to be you OP :(
seexysportsbabee 0
That's why you get if done at the salon...
bweezy11 0
I'd be happy!:) I've been trying to get my mom to let me dye mine!! Luckyy(:
G0t4acked 8
You didn't check the bottle it came in? It's like shopping for clothes at the store, don't always go by what the tag says. Next time check before you make a stupid mistake and this shit won't happen.
RaquelW 7
last year I had bright orange hair and went as poison ivy for Halloween. it was hot! you could also go as leeloo from 5th element... or a weasley :)
veegossipgirl 2
that's the colour that i wanted but it turned out red >.>
DontForgetMe4 0
HAHAHA, but hey, it could be in a worst season.
seztacular 6
How the hell do you not notice a box had already been opened? It's Halloween too. Keep it that way and go as a pumpkin.
turnupthemusic94 0
At least your ready for Halloween.
underguarded 20
And you didn't see the huge girl on the box with ORANGE hair? Or the words honey blonde, or light auburn or even the word Orange anywhere? Didn't see it on the pamflit inside, top of the box or even on the mixing mediums?? ...... Really..?
some_girl9 8
Dude, I think the OP is saying that some jerk opened each box, took out the tube of dye in each one, and switched them. Once you've got it open, no one would think to read the color on the actual tube, because why SHOULD you? Not to mention, it doesn't say the color at all on the directions. Maybe think before you type.
underguarded 20
I'm sorry, I should know what the hell I'm putting on my hair. If I buy hair dye I don't blindly put it on my hair ASSUMING it's correct which still justifies this as being OPS fault. A guy can switch the inside bottle but it's her fault for not even looking at the label. The labels are huge. Btw if someone opened the box to switch the bottle; those boxes are taped shut so the box Would have been tampered with. Which then concludes OP obviously isn't using her eyes .
MeganCello 8
Dude. Chill the hell out.