Today, I couldn't sleep and in the process of tossing and turning I did something very painful to my back. I spent 4 years in the marine corps infantry, but laying in a bed kicks my ass. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML
Today, I pinched a nerve in my shoulder while pulling the bedcovers higher in the morning. After excruciating pain all day, I climbed back into bed at night, twisting my knee in the process. FML
Today, I woke up after a 16-hour shift, and my back is out. I worked it in order to "enjoy" my 2 days off. I can barely move. FML
Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class, thinking it would be good for my stiff calf from running. I pulled my back out doing the downward dog. Now can't get out of bed. FML
Today, I'm recovering from my second back surgery. I survived four years in the Army with one combat tour without major injury, only to destroy my back the day after discharge by lifting my mother-in-law's suitcase into the trunk of her car. FML
Today, after a long day at work, my legs were aching by the time I got home. Tired, I tried to go to bed early. Now the only thing preventing me from sleeping is the pain in my legs. It’s 4 a.m. now and no luck. FML
Today, I woke up with my back super sore. I couldn’t get out of my bed without crying and great difficulty. The last time my chronic pain was like this it went on for three months and I could barely move. It was absolutely awful. FML
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML
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hahaha6 0
sigh...... #54 was trying to tell the idiot commenter to shut up, give our armed forces some respect, and lets see THEM try to do 4 years in the Marines(because they most likely wouldn't make it). That was the point of their comment..... Very relevant......
Joe2794 0
Why don't you go into the Marine for 4 years? You won't be able to survive that long.
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bigraws23 0
That says somthing about the marines
bad_mood 0
I have two words in mind for that: shit happens.
desmoinesactress 0
one time i was trying to climb a tree, and my friend was right below me yelling at me the whole time "you're gonna break your ankle! you're gonna fall and break your ankle!" so i climb the tree without incident, mess around for a few minutes, cimb back down. When i have both feet safetly on the ground, i take one step back, trip on a root, and twist my ankle.
Christinebby2 0
That's hot.
11bellacasey 0
lol it does kick ur assssss
zafyrgoalum 0
Thank you for serving.
Marcaroni 0
Exactly what i have been saying. A pillow could kick a marines ass. GO ARMY!
JJunstopable 4
marines know how to use their bayonets Army bayonets may as well be paperweights
VolleyballSMASH 1
hey, well thank you for being in the marines. :) hope your back gets better.
SEC_Owns 0
All I know is that a Marine would kick your gay ass in two seconds and make you wish you never said that about the people fighting for your freedom.
plopyer10 8
Smoke some chronic