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By  Mauskau  |  35

Do you moan every time he puts a finger in? If so I guess that's partly on you for giving false expectations. But he should really find out what an orgasm is for a woman. If he's this clueless I'm guessing he's not given OP an orgasm before, or I'm hoping they've only been together a short amount of time. Either way he needs educating, big time.

  doodlecloud  |  26

So women can't moan unless they're having an orgasm? Nothing wrong with moaning whenever it feels good, that doesn't mean it's constant orgasm time. It would be weird if we were completely silent before and after.


TBH I blame porn more than OP groaning. Ok, so she might be enhancing things a bit, but if it weren't for that stupid 'oooohoooohooohoooh' shite they do constantly in porn, no man would ever be fooled by a faked orgasm.

  allplayedout  |  20

His insane level of ignorance is not "on her" in any way. Enjoying a sexual situation and dealing with a period in the bathroom are only similar in that they occur in the same region. OP's boyfriend needs to educate himself asap. This kind of absurd "thinking" is why there are American politicians who think tampons are sex toys and should be taxed as a luxury item.

By  ViviChenny  |  19

Well apparently, getting hit in the balls is the same pain as period cramps. You could punch his balls every second. Nothing is better than learning from experience.

  blazingshot147  |  19

So its a vibrating, dull throb that sends a shockwave all the way to your kidneys and makes you need to take a piss. Not to mention the involuntary near inability to walk? May god help you if you have diarrhea...
Source: Ive been hit hard enough to piss blood.

  TheMathMajor  |  26

It's just a dull constant throb for me, but it only lasts the first day of my period. My boobs get reaaaaly sore, though, for a week. Every woman is different. Some get major crippling cramps and some don't have cramps at all.

  cupcakebruh  |  21

For me, most of my periods pain free, yes I feel a little bit of pain here and there. But for the most part, I feel just the same as any other day.
But then every 3 or 4 months I get a really terrible period where I don't want to move and just sleep for a week, because it's so bad.. and those periods feel like what you described #50..

  SPN_lover666  |  27

#50, my mom had something called endometrosis. She bled months on end, had horrible cramps that left her curled up in pain and had horrible diarrhea. She had to go to the hospital a few times because she developed anemia from the blood loss. Oh yes, that isn't as bad as getting kicked in the balls, right? She also needed to get her uterus and ovaries removed in her early 30's due to it.

  blazingshot147  |  19

#65 never said it hurt more. First I was speaking in a sarcastic tone which I forgot to correctly label, and secondly, how in the san hell am I supposed to compare apples to oranges here? I don't have a uterus and ovaries so I can't fathom what a woman feels. All I know is that your mom had it rough.