Party, Teenagers and Miscellaneous: Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great...

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 10:38 - United States

Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:26

Couldn't you have just made up some excuse about how you read that spicy mustard is good for your skin and you wanted to try it? Even if you're a guy - it would still keep you out of trouble. Just act embarrassed that they caught you and apologize. YDI. (P.S. Busted and Mustard don't rhyme, if that's what you were trying to do. D;)

coopcas 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:49

You deserved it for not inviting all of us, you little bitch.

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icertainlysuck 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 22:24

i love Jackass, but these guys suck at moderating!

ithedarkknight 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 22:36

wow you got busted because you suck at lying. Look how easy it is. Jim what is this bottle of hot and spicy mustard doing in the shower? Oh yea forgot to put that back when i was eating my sandwich on the toilet. WTF? thats gross... then they will probably get that image in there head and totally think something different then a party.

arienh4 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 22:43

Shower mustard proves you had a party... how?

DrAwesome 6

Friday 31 July 2009 0:23

That's what I'M trying to figure out! I mean, if my parents saw mustard in the shower, they would probably just laugh and tell me to put it back in the fridge.

youretoopicky 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 22:58

you could have said you wanted to enjoy a sandwich while enjoying a bubble bath and you left it there. But you deserve getting busted. How would you not feel bad doing something that you know they wouldnt want you to do ?

falling_over 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:27

Easy. Various items in the kitchen are good for hair and skin. Tell you a friend (if you're male) or cosmogirl magazine (if your female) told you that Mustard is a better anti-acne exfoliant than and store bought product, and you wanted to see if she was right. Its not unlikely. Peanut butter and mayo are good for your hair, milk is good for burns, and eggs( uncooked) are good for dry skin. They might think you are a little odd, but it sounds more likely than you had a part y and the mustard ended up in the bathroom. You can even say you waited till they weren't there to do it so they wouldn't think you were weird wandering 20 minutes with mustard on your face.