Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML
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Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML
Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML
Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML
Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML
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Effedtothemax 0
no employee id?
Alice_fml 0
Something similar happened to a teacher friend of mine. She walked into the staff room and was told to get out as students weren't allowed in there.
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d00d_c0m3_0n 0
My high school is so small that everyone knows all the teachers. and one of the Security guards is my neighbor, and she always lets me off the hook when I'm wandering the halls, or on my phone or what ever.
Panic_fml 0
What? You don't have a driver's license?
bexox 0
Why would you stay in the detention room? It's not like they could do anything to you... This is a weird one.
rhsjr7 3
I call: Egotistical Bullshit!
cndrow 0
You poor fish. But, at least revenge on that security officer must've been sweet!
dpressedninja 0
yeah i think they mean like held in a room detention not after school detention. yeah and im surprised you dont have an id card.
BeautyAndBrains 0
#27, the property of ANY school, be it a high school, college, whatever, is called the campus. This is not a term exclusively coined for colleges. So no, I would say she did not deserve what she got.
FlickMyBean 0
I find this a little more than hard to believe. You obviously aren't teaching English Grammar.
mollyjynxjax 28
The grammar is nowhere near as bad as many other FMLs
Heatstreak 0
lol what #3 said
slearnaro92 0
that could be a compliment