Ok, so the pull-out method can be effective, but never for people who have just started having sex. The only time it can work is if the ovulating partner knows their cycle really, really well and the ejaculating partner knows their own body very, very well. Young people should never use this method, and couples using this method should use back-up methods (with accurately predicting ovulation and cycle perfectly) for at least four months before they start using it as the primary form of birth control. Young women cannot accurately be that aware of their cycle if they've been menstruating for less than a decade because cycles are irregular and spontaneous ovulation is actually pretty common. Sucking sperm out of someone's ****** is not a good method for preventing pregnancy because sperm are microscopic and the vaginal lubricating fluid exists to transport sperm through the cervix, by which time it is too late. You cannot suck all the lubrication out. You also cannot prevent pregnancy by inserting a tampon after ejaculation. The only way to prevent pregnancy is through sterilisation, barrier methods and hormonal contraceptives. Your partner should take Ella or Plan B.

Jesus…

Ah the reasons humanity is in the toilet. Stupid people breed like rabbits. Next time, use a condom.

100% will not work.

Let us know if she had conceived

This is definitely the most stupid fml here, and that's counting "Today I threw a rock at a sleeping bear FML" ones.

This should have been saved for best of the worst.

That's what condoms are for yo. Anyways, Congrats Dad

This sounds fake..

I'm sorry what? Are you so stupid you didn't just buy the morning after pill? Please don't reproduce.