Intimacy: Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of...

By wheresthelove - 30/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML

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sparkey0127 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 12:17

dude that really sucks I'm sorry to hear it

NatzSwifey 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 12:23

that's screwed, sorry to hear that. Confront ur parents, they loved each other once maybe they still have feelings for one another... Go to councelling so you don't end up screwed in the head

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chillybrewhaha 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 15:20

isn't that movie in theatres right now?

perdix 29

Wednesday 30 December 2009 15:42

Where's the option for "thrilled about the double-blackmail-financed shopping spree you are about to go on?" You've got the good on both Mom AND Dad and you know the identity of the other woman/man in both cases. You should be hauling hush money away in wheelbarrows. Merry Belated Xmas!

EmMaz9457 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:11

were ur dad and mom divorced? if so then mayb theyll get back together! that would b good

oldwiseguy 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:18

it's complicated!

lauripple 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:40

yeah this sounds a ton like that movie - which I saw the other day. But this does happen, I'm guessing.

girlygirllol8 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:46

srry

jakeidk 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:01

dude I can't even imagine...

Silence5060 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:26

that must suck.

Stang4life 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:48

wow you will probably be suprised that you are not the only person in the world who has seen the movie "it's complicated"!! therefore this is FAKE and you are a LIAR!!! YDI for being a dumbass!