BusinessTurtle
Ames, United States
Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
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princessAj1 6
Dude just get her a Restraining order as a welcome back gift !
rattusrattus 19
Restraining order, and if that doesn't work, piss on her valuables.
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Comments (144)
manal705 2
You'v should change your door lock months ago lol
TheGoods 1
Psycho Hose Beast
MewlingQuim 1
Torch the house with her inside
The_F3rris 11
Why does she (still) have a key to your place? Id change the locks.
AtomicRebirth 11
2 words: Restraining order.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
what a creep.
itwouldbetoday 2
Shoulda move duh!
BusinessTurtle 8
I moved across town
jmcr 27
That clearly wasnt far enough
citygurlsleeps11 3
Call the police. Get a restraining order.
iteenlovequotes 19
Why did she still have a key...?
stevensonswag 3
She better be hot