BusinessTurtle
Ames, United States
Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
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princessAj1 6
Dude just get her a Restraining order as a welcome back gift !
rattusrattus 19
Restraining order, and if that doesn't work, piss on her valuables.
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rigley8 3
Run
brand0n93 5
lol fatal attraction
KiddNYC1O 22
Just tell her "to the left! to the left!"
minagiv 11
Call the cops and get a restraining order.
Patriots4Life 4
Im sorry OP.. I'm afraid you were unable to dodge that bullet..
jujubunni5 9
Bring over other lady friend and have sex with said friend. Everywhere.
geod69 8
Cool more woman should wear those to work
AidenSurvival 7
IT'S A TRAP. Get out now, man! Set it on fire!
friscosoonerkid 3
Move to a different place that she doesn't know about and buy/rent the place under a false name. And if you can't afford to move then you are really screwed
nancyschmancy 9
I'm sure I saw this in a movie.