BusinessTurtle
Ames, United States
Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
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princessAj1 6
Dude just get her a Restraining order as a welcome back gift !
rattusrattus 19
Restraining order, and if that doesn't work, piss on her valuables.
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Comments (144)
Bebbo_fml 21
OP it's called changing locks.
devore504 7
call the police
yousuck44 11
Am I the only one who thought of the song I want to marry my stalker?
xRezSynn 15
One word; run.
canttalkk 7
Overly attached girlfriend.
JoseIsAdork 31
can you say awkward and creepy... hmm maybe its time for a going away party for her, her belongings by the curb and a restraining order in a party favor bag... id be running far away op!
TheSmartAss10 21
You can legally shoot her. Just sayinn
LyricaSilvan 30
Two words: Restraining order.
Klwulffy 14
1) Restraining Order 2) Dude Run!!!! 3) grab Phone 4) call 911 5) you need to have better taste in women