Love: Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho... - FML

By BusinessTurtle - 06/10/2012 07:49 - United States - Ames

Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML

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BusinessTurtle 8

Saturday 6 October 2012 20:10

OP here, I've changed my locks and moved across town and I really don't want to hire a lawyer.

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princessAj1 6

Saturday 6 October 2012 16:00

Dude just get her a Restraining order as a welcome back gift !

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 6 October 2012 16:00

Restraining order, and if that doesn't work, piss on her valuables.

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Bebbo_fml 21

Wednesday 10 October 2012 0:26

OP it's called changing locks.

devore504 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:50

call the police

yousuck44 11

Friday 12 October 2012 2:56

Am I the only one who thought of the song I want to marry my stalker?

xRezSynn 15

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:41

One word; run.

canttalkk 7

Saturday 13 July 2013 10:56

Overly attached girlfriend.

JoseIsAdork 31

Saturday 7 September 2013 22:57

can you say awkward and creepy... hmm maybe its time for a going away party for her, her belongings by the curb and a restraining order in a party favor bag... id be running far away op!

TheSmartAss10 21

Friday 6 June 2014 3:03

You can legally shoot her. Just sayinn

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 23 February 2015 1:51

Two words: Restraining order.

Klwulffy 14

Tuesday 28 April 2015 16:13

1) Restraining Order 2) Dude Run!!!! 3) grab Phone 4) call 911 5) you need to have better taste in women

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