BusinessTurtle
Ames, United States
Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
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princessAj1 6
Dude just get her a Restraining order as a welcome back gift !
rattusrattus 19
Restraining order, and if that doesn't work, piss on her valuables.
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Comments (144)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Damn it, Rose! Leave Charlie alone!
MidnaLink 35
Why? Rose is fun!
letmehavemytea 21
I kind of liked Rose...even after the whole "married" fiasco
courtz94 24
Call the police and press charges. She needs help.
highway_unicorn7 5
Time for another vacation!
Mopmob02 18
Well, at least she forgave you; It could have been worse. She could have torched your house, anything is possible with the crazy ones.
ee13lbp 4
Sound more like its her fault for the breakup in the beginning
Tavers 19
I love your pic...
UncleMuscles 5
scream in a monotone voice until she leaves.
pheonix1212 0
She might forgive him for his bad singing then.
Frank_H83 6
Just spend your days doing EVERYTHING she hates the most...
ElricMustang 23
She'll probably end up "Changing for him" and going along with it
lo39dell 10
At least she wasn't naked when you Came home. THAT would be freaking creepy
Ferretface 13
But the moving into his house isn't?
fromthesuck 8
If she moved in already she might as well be naked. Why not.
criminallyinked 2
Restraining order and bleach her shit.
gc327072 31
anus*
Pandacupcakelove 26
I feel bad for her. :/ She sounds like she needs mental help.
DocBastard 40
This sounds like true love to me. Maybe you should just go with it. You know, true love like this doesn't happen every day. Not even death can stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
monkeyxD 19
I've been reading your blog, I love it!
ItTookALongTime 0
This is the type of love that might get him or someone else killed because he came home five minutes late and the ex suspects OP has been with another girl! I've seen it happen in the movies man, too many times.
gracehi 33
Oh, Wesley!
Autoshot 9
As youu wiisshhhh!!