Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
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Kurai_tenshi 0
did you already start driving?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Atleast it wasn't his boyfriend
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Comments (118)
taylorlee7 0
that's why you shouldn't have long distance relationships(:
georgelopez 0
I live in IL :)
amyhanks 0
What a douchebag.
bom32 0
He moved 12 hours away from you dont you think thats a bit suspicous?
MaxSnacks 0
79- The hottest it gets there is only about 95 degrees. Come to Vegas (where I live) Then you can say it's either too hot, or too cold.
gingerkid19 0
why was his phone in your car?
Juultje 8
This makes no sense.
Rebelwitotapause 0
um take a louisville slugger to both headlights and write your name into his legacy!?
sarah2144 14
I think it's leather seats, not legacy... XD
sulitak 27
yeah, it is leather seats. But I totally used to think it was legacy too lol
kaitlynn_leAnn 0
damnnnnn. that does stink. I'm sorry.
ameanberg 1
YDI for not making him a goddam sammich!
rawrr_its_lyss 0
dangg! that hasta suck!!