Transportation: Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After... - FML

By higagram - 10/09/2010 03:15 - United States

Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 16:29 - Canada

Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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By briscoe - 29/09/2015 02:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Friday 10 September 2010 9:35

Manners went out of style in the early 90's. It seems you won't make it anywhere in this world if you're polite to others. People seem to take it the wrong way and see you as even more of an asshole than you really are. If you were even one in the first place.

JokeMeister 0

Friday 10 September 2010 9:36

The correct response was"**** You!!"

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GoodLookingGeese 10

Friday 10 September 2010 10:22

after all it is The Sopranos state ;)

fantita495 19

Friday 10 September 2010 10:25

so u sayin fyl cuz sum1 was a lil rude? smh

ohthebloodygore 16

Friday 10 September 2010 10:37

Train wreck!

FFML_314 11

Friday 10 September 2010 10:56

This is unacceptable, 42. Preposterous!

kirby1964 20

Friday 10 September 2010 10:32

maybe she works as a flight attendent.

teulito 0

Friday 10 September 2010 10:48

meow meow

Kanvis78 0

Friday 10 September 2010 12:05

squreeee squreeee

WhyTheFace4 0

Friday 10 September 2010 15:32

Rawr...grrr

nond2nv 4

Friday 10 September 2010 18:24

hehe hehe

Primus_fml 0

Friday 10 September 2010 21:13

Come get some free candy!

jay4who7 0

Friday 10 September 2010 21:48

yumm free candy, : )

aragornuk 4

Friday 10 September 2010 10:52

She was no lady!

katelynjoy 0

Friday 10 September 2010 11:01

haha xD bitchy old ladies FTW maybe the chica was having a bad day...

misfitSuperStar 0

Friday 10 September 2010 11:06

I don't know why, but grumpy old people crack me up. So rude, but gotta love it!!

3ddie_the_head 0

Friday 10 September 2010 11:06

Is it just me, or are people from New Jersey overly disrespectful?

redbluegreen 40

Friday 10 September 2010 11:13

Well, how would you respond if your state was used as a punch line for the rest of the country? It all depends on where you're from anyway. Everyone responds differently, some more offensively than others.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 10 September 2010 14:47

She'd probably make a joke about Alabama, Arkansas, Kentucky, or West Virginia

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 10 September 2010 18:37

West Virginia usually deserves it.

KYLAsaysRAWR 0

Friday 10 September 2010 20:31

Alabama isn't a bad state...

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 11 September 2010 6:43

pen, I grew up there, and I cannot even /tell/ you the number of times I've been called Mountain Momma. Even in a tiny, [relatively] isolated fishing villiage in China I visited, everyone still knew and sang that song to me. D: The phrase does not have very flattering connotations in WV.

katelynjoy 0

Friday 10 September 2010 11:08

57 I know, right? lmao

jinxthejinx 0

Friday 10 September 2010 11:12

YDI for being in New Jersey. I'm sure someone has said that already, but I am too lazy to look.

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