Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom broke it off with her online boyfriend. That wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact he's in the military, knows our address, and apparently is threatening to kill himself if she doesn't take him back. She tells me not to worry cause we have guns in the house, but I still don't feel safe. FML
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saifnaqvi11 21
I feel bad for your ex girlfriend, it must suck to have a father who threatens the people who date their children.
danceinconverse 25
You need to let your (ex)girlfriend know about his threats. Tell her you want to be with her but you can't deal with the stress he's putting on you, and she needs to tell him to back off. That way she will blame him if you say you can't be together anymore because he hasn't stopped threatening you.
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Comments (79)
SadiyaRabia 8
Seeing his daughter in tears got him feeling guilty, and he's trying to fix it by not admitting his mistake.
kirbo2 21
Aren't you going to be a man about it and stand up to her father? He probably wants a son-in-law that has some balls and won't abandon his daughter when the going gets tough
KobeLebroJordan 17
You gotta be like the dude from meet the fockers smh
writerchic85 26
I am so tired of it being socially acceptable for a father to be overly "protective" of his daughter. Women are people not properly. You shouldn't have to ask permission and get approval from the dad just because it's a female child. It's like men believe their daughters are delicate flowers, but they encourage their sons to tear up the town. Makes no sense.
killerkisser97 8
My dad was in the military, and in my experience the only boyfriends I've had that he's threatened(if they hurt me) ended up being really bad boyfriends. Which might be cause they thought we'd never work out because of my dad's constant rudeness, but either way, he was still right. ??
Dragonskiss 9
You need to stand up to him and kick his ass
sophiilou 19
I hear a restraining order being filed in the near future.
vOIDmASS 13
You could join the military....
Alcenta 8
Don't every break up with a girl because of her dad, at that point she would help her father kill you smh
embarass 14
I'm sure if he cares about her that much, he'll listen to her when you explain what's been going on. Hopefully she can tell him to stop and he'll listen.