Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
It's no ordinary toothbrush. But still it's a toothbrush so get over it
jewwybeanzzz 10
more concerned about your toothbrush then ending a relationship... Wow your relationship must have been... Somethin else. That or you really love your toothbrush.
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Comments (92)
FML_Whale 18
I'm confused to as why a toothbrush is more important than a relationship.
captain__jj 5
Well, they broke up for a reason. That reason also probably has something to do with it.
FML_Whale 18
Good point. I wouldn't want a relationship where the person I was with loved a toothbrush more than me. It must've been a love triangle..except the toothbrush didn't really love anyone.
dabob 2
well i mean think about it. the toothbrush is dick shaped and vibrates.
bmgt 4
Win him back for long enough to get your sonicare back. And make sure to stir the toilet water with HIS toothbrush.
ViviMage 40
Can't he take a spinbrush pro?? The nerve!
Frustrated78 11
Hey those things are expensive. I can understand her being upset.......
athlete1990 4
Go buy another toothbrush you moron. I wish I could vote for "you're a Whiney piece of shit" instead of YDI or your life sucks
radiocaf 29
Wow. Just... Wow. You value a toothbrush over your relationship. Might as well get a few cats while you're out shopping for toothbrushes.
Echoven 1
Something tells me you were the reason you both broke up.
Krimzon 5
Although I doubt you deserve it, Kudos to him for hitting you where it hurts.
taltamir 6
Is that the 200$ mode? because thats high enough to be worth pressing charges over