Health: Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to...

By BigToe - 26/04/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML

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By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By fuuuuck - 28/01/2010 00:27 - Canada

Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By pained - 02/05/2014 00:23 - United States

Today, I had an ingrown toenail cut out, and the pain medication I received doesn't actually help with the pain. Instead, it makes me high, which results in me losing my balance and slamming my injured toe into objects, and then getting sick from that new pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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By pussy - 21/04/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, since my family and friends always make fun of me for being a wuss when it comes to pain, when I stubbed my toe, I made a point to not scream or complain in any way. Instead, I vomited and fainted. FML

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Go get an Xray, dude

By WaychulMonster - 17/07/2022 04:00

Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML

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Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:11

Mama's got the hookupppp

redheadcaligurl 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:12

they won't do anything at the hospital anyway.

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colebc321 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:41

the doctor cant really do anything anyways

skibleu 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:12

I've broken 5 toes and I'm 15..I've never been to the hospital..they can't do anything other than tape it

Yondeme 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:40

lol ACTs?

steelerschika 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 9:21

who goes to the dr for a broken toe?

ImThePope 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 12:33

LOL what?^

hselene 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:23

than go there yourself!

tc34 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 21:36

I broke my arm and didn't go to the hospital for 3 weeks with no pain killers

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Friday 29 April 2011 16:48

they don't do anything for a broken toe. deal with it

Krysten_Janette 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 8:23

Your moms right buddy. They don't do anything for broken toes. Deal with it! If you really wanted to go the hospital that much, then go yourself!

lorafadora 0

Monday 2 May 2011 11:03

the doctors can't do anything about a broken toe!

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