Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML
Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
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Top comments
Rainbowsareshiny 0
ew. ew. ew. ew. well that's just gross. maybe you should try making your own food now? haha i can't even think of another response but...ew.
TC_fml 0
Yikes. Are you sure they were chicken eggs? :-P Hopefull it wasn't a crab salad one... Ewwww
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Comments (46)
Jenny_jen_fml 0
that's really gross
TheRealEllieSan 9
As disgusting as that is, now I really want an egg salad sandwich.
gladstone123 5
what is so gross about hair that you need to file a lawsuit and waste public money?
Feeling2ndRate 4
That is the one thing that will make me almost phyiscally sick. Yuck. FYL.
AssassinsCRB 0
Or complain to the cashier?
Cookehz 0
I was eating a chicken nugget and the first bite I took..I looked and there was a HUGE fly in it. Needless to say, I don't buy that brand of chicken nuggets anymote
Ninjasaurus18 9
Egg sandwiches are gross in the first place, but with hair?! That's ******* disgusting.
merrielp 13
Just like grandma made it.
katiegurl1223 15
I just cringed so badly ?
scooter165 15
Why did you count them