Anonymous
Egypt
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
JLoRd
United States
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Username
Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
pussyface96
Toronto, Canada
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Mal
United States
Date night
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
ForeverAlone
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Anonymous
Weehawken, United States
Is she Julia Stiles?
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Anonymous
Finland
Lesson learned
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
Ryan746
United States
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Jake
United States
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9
Maybe next time don't ask out your moms friend?
prinzess_fml 25
At least life is back to normal in Egypt then.
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Comments (67)
Gingerkid123 0
@ prinzess ur right everything is back 2 normal in Egypt. Were all helping each other, cleaning the streets and their is freedom in the air. P.S. It was never normal lol.
dansco 25
Shush baby! Suck on your dummy once you find it after spitting it out as it's the only thing you will be sucking tonight lol ;)
jewels1877 0
You must look like Justin Bieber
rawrxchuck 0
either she had other plans, or your a lousy date
jenbop 0
Looking like Justin Bieber would be a plus. Even my 50 year old mother wants him.
Meowfml 8
She obviously meant she would love to go with you but she has to babysit.
jayz9 0
Oh damn thats cold
TKrisha_fml 5
Dam that must suck
Ali_Ridhima541 0
that makes no sense
simonk1043 0
Wtf