Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
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Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, stopping at a rest plaza, the cashier at Wendy’s asked my best friend if I was her mom. We are only two years apart. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Oh, he got a "Frosty" all right
zingline89 18
So he WAS eating out after all. Giggity.
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Comments (122)
mick3446 15
Op...you need to leave
Shadowlainx 11
wow... I know he didn't just go to this girl's house for lunch!
Jakespeed207 4
Pray tell, how do you know that? Freaking stalkers these days
AllThingsBright_ 11
I don't know why everyone is thumbing #65 down. They're right. We all find people attractive. It's human nature. Albeit, he probably shouldn't have brought up her hotness at the same time he brought up lunch at her place.
BFons 19
Haha walked right into that one.
man_in_black08 28
Lol at ur profile mssg
sirjuice35 11
if you know what I mean... ;)
greenmen 12
Wasn't she joking too!!
BadKitty13 28
He's an Ass. Dump him. Then he can have all the "Wendy" he wants. You deserve better.
Schiffy 18
No one thought it might have been a counter-tease?
mattuti 8
Oh no! He's having lunch at another girl's house! Dump him! There's something seriously wrong with you people..
Grimnirwher9 21
I know, right! If his intentions weren't honorable, he wouldn't have told he had lunch at our place. Since he DID tell, there's really not much to worry about.