Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
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Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, stopping at a rest plaza, the cashier at Wendy’s asked my best friend if I was her mom. We are only two years apart. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
Oh, he got a "Frosty" all right
zingline89 18
So he WAS eating out after all. Giggity.
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Laurenlou 24
65- While some may not believe this is possible, it definitely is possible to NOT take a second look at another man or woman when in a relationship. There are many people (yes, women AND men) who succeed at not checking out anyone but their partner. Calling someone "hot" implies that they are so attractive, that the person looking is attracted to them in ways that are not appropriate if said person is in a relationship. That being said, if you are a man or woman who just "cannot" help yourself from lusting over someone who you shouldn't be lusting over, then you should probably NOT tell your partner. It hurts many women's feelings to know that their boyfriend is checking other women out. Once again, believe it or not, there are faithful men in the world who don't lust over other woman. .
shadow7x 10
all these comments : omg he made a joke back, dump his ass
sarah2144 14
Was he joking? That sounds like something I'd say as a joke...
Satoaoi 13
guess you can go to Alex house. you know the hot guy from work
Sofi_31 2
Ouch.
whY402Jay 12
Tell him you want to go to Jared's. This guy at the gym who sports a huge bulge.
AllegroRubato 16
So maybe he DID go to "Wendy's", but I think he was either just being a smartass to get you back for the Wendy comment or something, or just absent-mindedly telling you about his day. If there really WAS something going on between them, then he wouldn't have said "Wendy, the hot girl from work"; he would have tried to either downplay her hotness or downright hide the information from you. So: ouch, because it was a good, slow, gnaws-at-your-very-core burn but also, try not to worry too much about it, as I don't think your boyfriend is guilty of anything worse than being a bit of an insensitive jackass. :)
greatdanen 6
just like insinuating someone's fat from rating junkfood does. that's why hos counter is so perfect, and the fact that this FML exists is proof of hus divine counter-trolling. big up to my man
janah_fml 5
what a doosh
HumanitysFinest 15
Douche*
Obey_StudBoii 23
He got her "frosty "all night.