Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
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Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, stopping at a rest plaza, the cashier at Wendy’s asked my best friend if I was her mom. We are only two years apart. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
Oh, he got a "Frosty" all right
zingline89 18
So he WAS eating out after all. Giggity.
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Comments (122)
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Kinda makes you wonder how often he actually eats with her rather than at the restaurant... I hope you had a serious talk about this without jumping to any conclusions. I know I would be pretty miffed though..... lol
adorablekristin 5
hopefully they're just friends and he's not cheating. if he is, i'm sorry, OP
heyitsvanessaa 9
OP, your boyfriend is an asshole.
HowieDoIt 21
That also is an explanation for your recent love of Long John Silvers
perdix 29
So, is Wendy getting her hands on The Whopper? Or not so much?
soulebelius 17
Reaching, much?
perdix 29
#52, perhaps, but my "reaches" are better than anything you've ever done.
abrookec2011 14
Wait a minute.... Isn't the Whopper at Burger King?
egrudy 9
I love Wendy's
perdix 29
#24, you love Wendy's what?
SpicyDuck 22
Her frostys.
gc327072 30
Perdix, 24 likes to kiss her on the veranda, although the lips would've been fine.
Ultimate_No 7
Say, do you like Taco Bell as well?
woainishamu 21
Did you bring her the spicy chicken?
B5B0N35 18
yeah he ATE her up If you know what I mean
Tdrizzzzzly 19
And for those that don't, please explain?
SpicyDuck 22
I think the restaurant you're looking for is Taco Time.