Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans....

Anonymous 7 January 2011, 13:12 Sweden

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

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Melime88 0

8 January 2011, 15:25

I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!

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wenta 1

7 January 2011, 19:10

well he likes your butt at least:D

stitch_book 4

7 January 2011, 19:11

bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.

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rhu4life 4

29 December 2012, 09:38

You other brothers can't deny

DaynaAlison 5

20 March 2013, 23:50

LOL hilarious (:

Samba1234 13

4 April 2013, 22:37

I don't see the problem?

paparoachgirl 6

13 August 2013, 13:57

if working at the adult shop has taught me one thing it's that matter what you look like, someone will love or have sex with you.

Nederlander95 14

13 November 2013, 19:40

Umm yes?? You asked a question, he gave his answer. I'm not sure what you're looking for here. (Obvs a "no", but don't ******* ask if you're not gonna like the answer")