Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML
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Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML
Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
macystar 14
Well then. It could have been worse.
DeoVolente 13
"When this one stops" ~kicks in nuts~
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Comments (87)
Cas547 8
That's actually pretty funny.
mpearmain 5
What? I'm sorry. This makes no sense.
worldclassrager 41
Congrats!
idontcaremuch 7
At least he wasnt pissed or anything, he took it in a good but funny matter!
weveallbeenthere 30
I've said similar. congratulations. and good for you, he obviously loves your boobs.
Nolimit2217 32
Each time I've found out I'm having a kid, I was unable to compose a response even half this good. It could have been much worse!
evolute72113 9
Think of it in a positive way, you aren't flat and your husband loves that
JoBHarvelle 7
Least he didn't run and never to be heard from again. There was one FML I found where the guy was all "THIS IS GREAT!" And went to the store for some things to celebrate and didn't return. So...plus side of yours!
thaliah 15
I hope he acts more mature later on in the pregnancy. Congrats, OP. :)
snowgr5 6
just means he is happy about it