By Anonymous - 26/12/2013 17:27 - United States - Bessemer

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Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML
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Same thing different taste

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DeoVolente 13

"When this one stops" ~kicks in nuts~

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At least he wasnt pissed or anything, he took it in a good but funny matter!

I've said similar. congratulations. and good for you, he obviously loves your boobs.

Nolimit2217 32

Each time I've found out I'm having a kid, I was unable to compose a response even half this good. It could have been much worse!

Think of it in a positive way, you aren't flat and your husband loves that

Least he didn't run and never to be heard from again. There was one FML I found where the guy was all "THIS IS GREAT!" And went to the store for some things to celebrate and didn't return. So...plus side of yours!

I hope he acts more mature later on in the pregnancy. Congrats, OP. :)