Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I have reached the final nail in the coffin. He rather roleplay with strangers in Grand Theft Auto 5 than even talk to me on the phone, and he speaks to me like I'm gum under his shoe, and tells me we don't need to talk every day or do anything together. Before we used to every day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, the ex of my boyfriend of 18 months called me and put her phone in her purse. I heard my boyfriend say he's sick of me, he hasn't been happy for a year, and he's afraid to leave because he feels sorry for me. He bought her a ring. I got earrings. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
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Jenh42391 0
its better to have him sitting on the couch playing a video game then out with other girls, right? I love nerds
Itsonlythek 0
@ countdown: I hate it when people like you say stupid stuff like that. I LOVE guitar hero and I could play for hours but does that mean I don't know anything about real music or instruments? No, I'm a freaking music major. So stfu about things when you have no idea what you're talking about or any idea how to spell it. And stop being so ignorant by telling people not to date someone who plays video games. I do hope you left him though, he should never ignore you like that, that's just wrong. Hope you didn't put up with that for all those years.
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Comments (41)
rvn_heart 0
I love videogames, but at the same time, you should be more important to him than the videogame. When the videogame becomes more important that's when there is a problem
kitten_kelly 0
lol im with number one on this one..... that game can get addicting
24788 6
Lol, just walk out and block his phone number.
stacianichole 2
shirt it up...
dan81892 2
i used to be addicted to that game... not anymore though. not that i have a girlfriend anyways =/
seb12992 0
FYL for being in the same relationship for 6 years.
kornonthecobb 0
wats wrong with being in a relationship 4 a long time?
Hich17 0
His fault for not getting you obsessed with it, too. Introduced my girlfriend to Guitar Hero - now I never get to play it anymore. :)
shoshizzle 0
That's kind of adorable. But I'm truly sorry. My condolences to both you and him. After six years, it must really be hard, and probably feellike an absolute waste, spending 6 years to get nowhere in a relationship...
imago_fml 0
*laughing* Guitar Hero and Rock Band are both Dance Dance Revolution for guys. Same thing, but it gives them fast fingers, duller senses, and a heightened ego thinking they are the greatest musician in the world. Even if they are great at any of these games they can never go pick up a guitar and play a single song. All you GH and RB queers need to go out and get something... It's called a real instrument. To the poster... Dump him if you're not worth his time then he isn't worth yours either. And for those who tell you to play co-op **** that. You shouldn't have to bow down and play with him, because he's still going to ignore you.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Actually, famous bands have said they suck at rockband/guitar hero on their own song... So assuming someone who plays GH or RB can't play in real life is bullshit...
NozomiTojo 21
Now, 35. This FML is 6 years old and I doubt anyone will see this, but for the love of god, DON'T use 'queer' as an insult.
kornonthecobb 0
my bf is a gamer who plays halo all the time with me and i don't care heck he even taught me to play it and i dont mind watching him play by himself its weird but it makes me feel like he would protect me if i was in trouble
Oyface 0
"You shouldn't have to bow down and play with him, because he's still going to ignore you. I don't think he would ignore that. Haha