By matt5th35hit - 09/05/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML
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And by the way... This was not a FAKE experience. It scared the living shit out of me. I admit...I didn't know anything about the ocean or rip "CURRENTS" but now I do. Thank's for the knowledge guys, I've lived at the beach for 4 years and never swam in the ocean because I didn't like swimming in the ocean. Now u see why. There were NO lifeguards...This was at CAROLINA BEACH!! Just outside of Wilmington NC. If you know me, yup..I'm a dumbass for this. It's funny you say that. The water WAS murky and choppy. It ran along side a big ass pile of rocks that stretched out into the ocean. I didn't want to hit the rocks though for fear of injury. Fighting the rip current was a dumbass idea. After I ran out of energy trying to swim I just gave up and floated on my back and the waves helped push me back to shore. I really didn't give a shit about people seeing my dick. Im a sexy beast. haha

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rihannalover 0

whoa dude i'm sorry. i'm glad you're alive, although you might not have gotten killed. who knows?

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AdamGD 0

To all the people who are basically saying he shouldn't complain because at least he is alive think about it like this: if you are walking down the street and your clothes get caught on something and get entirely ripped off and you are standing there naked, would you be thankful that you are at least alive? No. So just because he lived doesnt mean he shouldn't complain because he ended up naked in front of tons of people

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ekrueger 7

you have the right idea here. I was getting bored trading all these "stop feeling sorry for yourself" comments. they would have probably said the same thing if it happened to them.

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taureau139 0

next time: swim parallel to the coast.

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Bryan_Z 0

that's horrible...but....at least you're alive.

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youaresofucked 0

I would have cared. Some people don't like being naked in front of lots of people. to the People writing "who cares", why don't YOU try then

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Nylus 0

agreed exile, which would u rather be? embarrassed or dead? and theyre random people who ull prob nvr see again

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suaveneanderthal 0

damn i know about some rip currents... almost died in Ecuador a couple of summers back. Just think of losing your shorts like a little free advertising! lol

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sarahasnoxh 0

hey at least you're alive! any girls approach u after that? lmao

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