By matt5th35hit - 09/05/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML
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And by the way... This was not a FAKE experience. It scared the living shit out of me. I admit...I didn't know anything about the ocean or rip "CURRENTS" but now I do. Thank's for the knowledge guys, I've lived at the beach for 4 years and never swam in the ocean because I didn't like swimming in the ocean. Now u see why. There were NO lifeguards...This was at CAROLINA BEACH!! Just outside of Wilmington NC. If you know me, yup..I'm a dumbass for this. It's funny you say that. The water WAS murky and choppy. It ran along side a big ass pile of rocks that stretched out into the ocean. I didn't want to hit the rocks though for fear of injury. Fighting the rip current was a dumbass idea. After I ran out of energy trying to swim I just gave up and floated on my back and the waves helped push me back to shore. I really didn't give a shit about people seeing my dick. Im a sexy beast. haha

Comments

It's only really an FML if the cops arrest you for indecent exposure.

I think nakedness is a small price to pay for being alive.

mega_ginger 0

YDI for not knowing what to do in a rip current. you swim parallel to shore until you are out of it, then swim in. plus a rip current would never kill you and the lifeguard is a ******* moron for not noticing that.

You deserved that one because you ignored the rip current warnings.

LOL, who said that you deserved that one? Assholes. Made me laugh more than the FML though.

rihannalover 0

a fake? why wouldn't at least 1 out of 100 people wouldn't help you? but still, i'm sorry. i hope you weren't alone so someone could run a towel to you.

Who cares! I would have been relieved as hell that I even survived!