Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML
matt5th35hit tells us more.
And by the way... This was not a FAKE experience. It scared the living shit out of me. I admit...I didn't know anything about the ocean or rip "CURRENTS" but now I do. Thank's for the knowledge guys, I've lived at the beach for 4 years and never swam in the ocean because I didn't like swimming in the ocean. Now u see why. There were NO lifeguards...This was at CAROLINA BEACH!! Just outside of Wilmington NC. If you know me, yup..I'm a dumbass for this. It's funny you say that. The water WAS murky and choppy. It ran along side a big ass pile of rocks that stretched out into the ocean. I didn't want to hit the rocks though for fear of injury. Fighting the rip current was a dumbass idea. After I ran out of energy trying to swim I just gave up and floated on my back and the waves helped push me back to shore. I really didn't give a shit about people seeing my dick. Im a sexy beast. haha
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tahillia 0
The good news is that you lived....
feven 32
Five years later. Lawl
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Comments (215)
14nickel 0
It's only really an FML if the cops arrest you for indecent exposure.
brasileirinha 0
Hey, at least you're alive.
blackdog_fml 0
damn. fyl
audiogasmic 0
I think nakedness is a small price to pay for being alive.
rxxk 0
Speedos solve everything.
squigglyshark 0
I know board shorts have so much drag
mega_ginger 0
YDI for not knowing what to do in a rip current. you swim parallel to shore until you are out of it, then swim in. plus a rip current would never kill you and the lifeguard is a ******* moron for not noticing that.
swimdudeno1 0
You deserved that one because you ignored the rip current warnings.
Dabamash 0
LOL, who said that you deserved that one? Assholes. Made me laugh more than the FML though.
rihannalover 0
a fake? why wouldn't at least 1 out of 100 people wouldn't help you? but still, i'm sorry. i hope you weren't alone so someone could run a towel to you.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Who cares! I would have been relieved as hell that I even survived!