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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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Threatening

By supersplatoon - 08/09/2015 23:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Saddle Brook

Today, while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts. As I collapsed, gasping in agony, the guy who just killed a hundred million of my potential children got back on his bike and cycled away without a word. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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By dumbasdogshit - 11/08/2012 00:45 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML

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You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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AlwayzCelly 13

Monday 27 May 2013 15:56

What a jerk, it was obviously an accident, at least you tried to help him

MysticMonkey 9

Monday 27 May 2013 15:57

At least you went to check on him instead of driving off like so many people have done :)

Comments

ashjo 12

Tuesday 28 May 2013 4:36

Cyclists think they own the friggin road and go so close to your car..If anything he's asshole

fluffycatsdad 33

Tuesday 28 May 2013 4:58

Yet another example to add to the 'Dickish Moves By Cyclists' portfolio. That must have been quite an ordeal; I hope you weren't TOO shaken-up by it!

Albanic 7

Tuesday 28 May 2013 7:41

Very nice of you to care! But reading this as well mixes my emotions, of horrified :o to giggling :-P. Anybody else?

tragicnightmare 15

Tuesday 28 May 2013 7:46

OP I can't help but notice you said floor instead of ground. Sorry it was just bothering me lol

LyraAlluse 25

Tuesday 28 May 2013 8:05

Now I remember why I tend to avoid cyclists like the plague, whether I'm driving in a car or walking places as a pedestrian or even if I happen to be another cyclist on the road.

Kimmy___888 8

Tuesday 28 May 2013 9:30

I think this sounds fake. I don't believe that this actually happened.

Lomus 24

Tuesday 28 May 2013 10:57

I don't know whether the crash was OP's fault or the cyclists, or neither, but he was certainly out of line. Again, ther aren't many details, but I get the impression you just intended to check his pulse, without speaking to let him know what you were doing or asking if he was OK; if it were me in that situation I'd make the same assumption he did.

WonkeyDonkey 10

Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:43

I was going to suggest running back over him. (Yeah I know unfortunately it's illegal) what about running back over his bike then so the asshole is left walking both him and his bike home ;)

candacekmp 14

Wednesday 29 May 2013 4:25

That's both ****** up and awesome at the same time!

SinfulEnd 20

Wednesday 29 May 2013 4:27

Remember the Rules of the Road. Unless their driving a vehicle bigger then yours, and they pull out infront of you, speed up. If you "Accidentally" hit one, you speed the hell up. If their bigger then you, slam on the brakes and wait for them to pass. And Never and I quote Never stop or slow down for smaller vehicles.