FML : Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot...

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Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 2 December 2017 05:00 /

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By Madrias | 34

#7570885 - Saturday 2 December 2017 6:37

Could've shut 'me up with "Some of those 'D's are in my grade book."

By TeachAllTheMath | 19

#7570880 - Saturday 2 December 2017 5:54

I asked a kid to grab the ball sack, you know, the mesh bag with the recess toys? I feel your pain.

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7570873 - Saturday 2 December 2017 5:11

Usually ladies don’t brag about that. They just enjoy their plethora of D’s ;)

By Dave_Davington | 31

#7570874 - Saturday 2 December 2017 5:11

Live the dream, my friend. Live the dream.

By marecu | 13

#7570876 - Saturday 2 December 2017 5:36

I mean, at least your students think you’re semi-cool now

By TeachAllTheMath | 19

#7570880 - Saturday 2 December 2017 5:54

I asked a kid to grab the ball sack, you know, the mesh bag with the recess toys? I feel your pain.

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7570881 - Saturday 2 December 2017 6:08

I'm sure having people like Donald, Dexter, Darrell, Dan, and Dustin along with Dylan can easily get you mixed up with-- ...shit, am I getting the wrong message here?

By Madrias | 34

#7570885 - Saturday 2 December 2017 6:37

Could've shut 'me up with "Some of those 'D's are in my grade book."

By gar2014 | 21

#7570937 - Saturday 2 December 2017 13:40

Why are you in contact with your students outside of school ? are you a weirdo ?

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julfunky | 25

#7570958 - Saturday 2 December 2017 15:19

Um, what? Where are you getting that from?

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midnightangel981 | 8

#7571348 - Sunday 3 December 2017 20:05

You sure read it, right?

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8313girl | 28

#7571690 - Monday 4 December 2017 20:50

Looks like you need to go back to school for reading and comprehension

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