By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 906
You deserved it 1 025

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Could've shut 'me up with "Some of those 'D's are in my grade book."

I asked a kid to grab the ball sack, you know, the mesh bag with the recess toys? I feel your pain.

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Usually ladies don’t brag about that. They just enjoy their plethora of D’s ;)

Live the dream, my friend. Live the dream.

I mean, at least your students think you’re semi-cool now

I asked a kid to grab the ball sack, you know, the mesh bag with the recess toys? I feel your pain.

I'm sure having people like Donald, Dexter, Darrell, Dan, and Dustin along with Dylan can easily get you mixed up with-- ...shit, am I getting the wrong message here?

Could've shut 'me up with "Some of those 'D's are in my grade book."

Why are you in contact with your students outside of school ? are you a weirdo ?

Um, what? Where are you getting that from?

You sure read it, right?

Looks like you need to go back to school for reading and comprehension