Today, I, a vampire-pale girl, went on a blind date with a very dark-skinned young man. We got on like a house on fire, and everything was going smoothly until we leant in for the kiss. I was wearing makeup and no setting spray. He came away with half his face smudged snow white. FML
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Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18
This may be a sign of too much makeup.
GhostFox 34
For people wonder: OP is fair skinned (or maybe a vampire goth?) and wears pure white foundation. When they kissed, her foundation came off on his face, which since he was darker skinned cause it to be very obvious and jarring.
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Comments (79)
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
You went on a great date where you liked the person enough to kiss them and you want to find a petty reason to complain about it? He probably doesn't care and this isn't a genuine problem- get over it.
moddylion 1
Since when does kissing require one to press their entire face against their partner..?
Villy23 12
I've never once used setting spray and this has never happened to me. How do you kiss that this happens?
ixschmidt 13
You have sex on the first date ?
fifinomore 1
What the hell is setting spray? I've only been wearing make up 20+ years and have yet to "spray" anything.
Red56 4
Honestly the sound adorably goofy. So long as he didn't freak out or something I'd say all is well love!
BeenIt 5
That'll be a funny story to tell the kids one day.
gohaz933 9
If he doesn't mind I don't see the issue.
LevelupKid 8
Ma'am you have a face on your makeup.
obeykaitlyn 25
for people who say that she might be wearing too much makeup, she's not. she just needs to set her foundation with a little powder and it should be fine