Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
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lettertjes 0
To lose 16 kilo's in 1 month, you need to burn 4500 kilocalories more than you eat each day. The only ways to do that are if you - run for two hours a day and eat absolutely nothing (wich is not very healthy) or - have cancer (with is of course even less healthy) Also, your skin can't adapt that fast, so there are probably hanging loose folds of skin from OP's entire body now.
bartoron 0
16 kilos in one month. That can't be good.
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Comments (139)
namhowell 6
Is it humanly possible to lose 40 lbs over a month? I call this a lie.
LunarMage 2
I lost thirty pounds in a month without working out. It requires some major diet adjustments as well as a good metabolic stack. I think ten pounds above that may be an exaggeration though.
LunarMage 2
I lost thirty pounds in a month without working out. It requires some major diet adjustments as well as a good metabolic stack. I think ten pounds above that may be an exaggeration though.
TrollTrollTroll 0
There is another FML just like this one you ******* thief!
kwinters 5
WOW. did you not eat at all for a month? losing 4kg a week is intense!
youthink_fml 0
YDi for searching/begging for a compliment.
Lenicka 0
Yeah really......you lost 16 kilos in one month. What did you do - drank only water during this time ? Besides if you want to loose weight you should do it for you not for some asshole what doesn´t know what he want.
bubblebee2007 0
how do you not understand that? hahahaha wow...
Flutist 3
Yeah, really? You lost 16 kilos (35 pounds) in one month? What did you do? Drink only water during this time? If you want to lose weight do it for yourself, not some asshole who apparently can't decide what he wants.
Starfire22 5
Congrats on losing all that weight, but you should lose the weight for your own reasons, not for your boyfriend or because society wants you to. So if your happy about the weight loss then be happy! On a side note: maybe your boyfriend meant that he likes you no matter what shape your body is in... Sometimes girls can take things, especially weight related, the wrong way.
FaithX 0
There's always the possibility that your new-found confidence due to losing so much weight has him worried he'll lose you.
D_Thr33 0
....how the **** did you lose 16kg in a month?
Denozo 0
YDI for fishing for a compliment. I hate woman who do that.
zenti 2
No #32, women wouldn't have to fish for compliments if they'd be more confident about themselves and stop relying on the opinions of other people.
Lenicka 0
But really don´t be bitch and come up with the secret - how EXACTLY did you lose that much in such a short time ?