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By Kat - 08/11/2008 07:51 - France

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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By Banana - 04/12/2012 16:04 - Puerto Rico

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Zoro - 13/09/2023 21:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML

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By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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Why would you go and do a thing like that?

By anonymous - 25/05/2011 14:33 - Singapore

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2011 20:45 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2015 09:01 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML

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By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By lizard - 18/12/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

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xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:07

Lol assuming your never going to see these people again you should have yelled out "Okay guys you got me, it was really a queef!!!"

dfarrey 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:50

That's not entirely true. The person who actually did doesn't think so.

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miamiheat244 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:29

Wow

ahhhhh33 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:18

**** them in the face

crazygirl13_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:39

Whats a lift

imortal20 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 14:01

elevator

lollibots 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:13

that sucks

kamranbird 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:30

what's a "lift"?

ArielTheMermaid 17

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:11

elevator

sparxva 12

Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:10

oh, sorry mate. That was me. Great fun, what? (jk - not British) Seriously though -- very funny to do quietly with one other person in the elevator and then get out just before the smell hits...

simplexalarms 7

Tuesday 18 August 2009 6:35

dear all people that dont know what a freaking lift is: an elevator. google is power

iFruit 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 12:52

This fml is simple. Unoriginal. Yet golden.

Zanieboo44 0

Monday 21 September 2009 6:08

WTF, why would they blame YOU?

bostrom 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:19

What's a lift?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????;)

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