Kat
France
Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Banana
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Puerto Rico
It wasn't me
Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML
MrsFart
RIP
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Rob
Small talk
Today, I was in an elevator with a bunch of people in suits. It was so quiet, I tried to break the ice by joking, “So… who farted?” The doors opened immediately and everyone walked out without a word. I was left alone in my own shame. FML
Anonymous
Memphis, United States
Stressed out
Today, I was in a packed elevator when I heard a loud noise. I assumed someone had farted, so I tried to discreetly turn around and hold my breath. To my horror, the loud noise was actually the elevator malfunctioning and dropping a few floors. I made it even more awkward by holding my breath, and the guy next to me asked, “You good?” FML
Zoro
Burnaby, Canada
Get a load of this
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Loud
Australia
Denial
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
JacksFarts
United Kingdom
Never trust your anus
Today, I was in an elevator going up to the 32nd floor when I felt the urge to let out a fart. Feeling like it was either fart now or have appendicitis, and that it would be quiet, I thought no one would notice. It wasn't silent. It was loud and proud, and the cute girl next to me started laughing uncontrollably. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was in the elevator with my boss when I accidentally let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
anonymous
Singapore
Why would you go and do a thing like that?
Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML
tmac05
United States
Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML
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xMooMoox 0
Lol assuming your never going to see these people again you should have yelled out "Okay guys you got me, it was really a queef!!!"
dfarrey 0
That's not entirely true. The person who actually did doesn't think so.
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Comments (55)
miamiheat244 0
Wow
ahhhhh33 0
**** them in the face
crazygirl13_fml 0
Whats a lift
imortal20 0
elevator
lollibots 0
that sucks
kamranbird 0
what's a "lift"?
ArielTheMermaid 17
elevator
sparxva 12
oh, sorry mate. That was me. Great fun, what? (jk - not British) Seriously though -- very funny to do quietly with one other person in the elevator and then get out just before the smell hits...
simplexalarms 7
dear all people that dont know what a freaking lift is: an elevator. google is power
iFruit 0
This fml is simple. Unoriginal. Yet golden.
Zanieboo44 0
WTF, why would they blame YOU?
bostrom 0
What's a lift?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????;)