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By Kat - 08/11/2008 07:51 - France

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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By Banana - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

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Today, I was in an elevator with a bunch of people in suits. It was so quiet, I tried to break the ice by joking, “So… who farted?” The doors opened immediately and everyone walked out without a word. I was left alone in my own shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2025 09:00 - United States - Memphis

Today, I was in a packed elevator when I heard a loud noise. I assumed someone had farted, so I tried to discreetly turn around and hold my breath. To my horror, the loud noise was actually the elevator malfunctioning and dropping a few floors. I made it even more awkward by holding my breath, and the guy next to me asked, “You good?” FML

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By Zoro - 13/09/2023 21:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML

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By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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Never trust your anus

By JacksFarts - 18/06/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in an elevator going up to the 32nd floor when I felt the urge to let out a fart. Feeling like it was either fart now or have appendicitis, and that it would be quiet, I thought no one would notice. It wasn't silent. It was loud and proud, and the cute girl next to me started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2011 20:45 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss when I accidentally let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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Why would you go and do a thing like that?

By anonymous - 25/05/2011 14:33 - Singapore

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

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By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:07

Lol assuming your never going to see these people again you should have yelled out "Okay guys you got me, it was really a queef!!!"

dfarrey 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:50

That's not entirely true. The person who actually did doesn't think so.

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Symphony_fml 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 7:54

haha at first i was like...whats a lift, then i was thinking it was some sorta construction work thing.. then i was like wait its probably some foreign dude... so i came to the conclusion it was a elevator.. win for me! :D

Justforlolz 14

Saturday 10 July 2010 4:48

#24 lol good for you!! :D

awkward_turtles 1

Friday 29 April 2011 5:09

lol foreign dude

gumzy 6

Tuesday 3 August 2010 23:16

classic :)

ivetta 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 19:39

so what?

yourlifesmellsli 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 5:38

well that's because most ppl can hear or smell ur farts and sometimes they can do both

smarties25 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 2:14

thats sad lol

kiekie11 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:08

are you British = the "lift"

SleepOnStones 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:59

Lol, I've been there. I hate it when people won't claim their farts and everyone thinks it's you :

daddyalvey 2

Saturday 17 December 2011 20:12

that was me. hahaha

lolfood 24

Saturday 16 June 2012 22:27

This isn't really an FML, but still funny.

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 17 December 2012 7:27

Test.

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Saturday 22 June 2013 18:31

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