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By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, during dinner, my family had a discussion about the color of poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 14:00

Today, my mother had a Kitty Party (sort of), and I was in charge of the tea and snacks. I was so busy I didn't pay attention to their discussion. After everything was done, I heard my mother talking about my poop colour and how unhealthy it was. FML

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By PoorGramps - 09/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

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By ann - 05/06/2021 14:00

Today, my daughter complained that she no longer wanted to talk about poop, as it grosses her out. This is a girl who can eat a rare steak while watching a guy’s arms get hacked off on TV, but poop is where she draws the line. FML

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Hygienic

By imfullthanks - 14/03/2009 23:06 - Norway

Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML

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By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By maya - 29/03/2021 20:01

Today, while I was wearing a blue coat, a coworker asked me what color my coat was. Confused, I said, “...blue?” He and my other coworkers burst out screaming with laughter. Turns out he didn’t say ‘coat’ but ‘poop’. I work with a bunch of five year-olds. FML

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By anna14 - 21/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

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Food for thought

By Michael - 20/03/2021 05:02 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while assisting my 2 year-old with potty training, she stuck her hand in her own poop, and when I wasn't expecting it, put her fingers in my mouth. Ever wondered what a green blowout tastes like? I don't have to. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 11:02

Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML

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By ILoveLamps - 25/03/2015 06:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML

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x_Cupcakes 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:09

Bon apitite!

swimmerstud 7

Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:58

I wanna know what conversations you have at the dinner table if you think that is yummy.

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AlecIsTheMan 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 13:00

so that's not just my family

erazzle 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 14:36

haha yeah, was just thinking how normal that sounded...

freelife571 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 13:20

at #9 you name the rainbow colors lol

M1k3y_G 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 14:05

Listen dude or girl, if your family can have a family conversation about shit like this literally then you know you got a normal family

jaykayc 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 14:29

ROY G. BIV ( red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet)

underpaid011 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 14:47

my favorite color is hangover black.

BWill9014 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 14:52

Talking about stuff like that during dinner makes me lose my appetite... I feel your pain OP

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:33

What can brown do for you?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:41

No butts about it - your jokes are stinking up the place. I suggest we all wipe our memory of this situation before the s**t hits the fan and we all float to the top. Okay, fine. I'll sing the song: ♪ When you think your friends are joking, but your pants are brown and soaking: Diarrhea, diarrhea. ♪ -Your #2 fan.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:41

Lifting my One Cup in cheer for two of my favorite dingleberries.

lemoncows 2

Wednesday 16 February 2011 6:06

if you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall.... lol

NewAddiction 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:47

my family used to do this on a regular basis. fyl (and mine)

wettcherry 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 15:57

lmfao @ perdix!!

The_Voytek_Bear 14

Tuesday 15 February 2011 16:15

Did you make a rainbow then?

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