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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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Wednesday 4 November 2015 11:13

Too much internet time haha

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 4 November 2015 11:25

So what were they?

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millie14225 31

Wednesday 4 November 2015 21:33

now that's funny!

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 4 November 2015 23:51

What a dumb ass.

faireanjell 5

Thursday 5 November 2015 0:06

You should have replied " my walking shoes , watch them walk away from you.. "

Cbnotme 20

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:18

But, what are they?!

b_miles2403 10

Thursday 5 November 2015 2:58

This has honestly made my day and it's been a LONG day. Lol

superwh00 10

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:14

****** legend

TommysGirl0526 11

Thursday 5 November 2015 5:09

A little late for that, huh?

Nanduh 6

Thursday 5 November 2015 5:24

sounds like something my husband would do lmfao could be worse at least he has a sense of humor..

ammacias13 9

Thursday 5 November 2015 5:59

common fads. don't you just hate them?

vdturner25 15

Thursday 5 November 2015 17:41

He's a legend

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