M
Clevedon, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Creeper alert!
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
whitecollar
Scarborough, United Kingdom
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
Peter Steele love
Clevedon, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
smiletellsall
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Is this a joke to you?
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML
Da Boss
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Calgary, Canada
Not a good look
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Anonymous
Undercover
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Anonymous
Camarillo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rubbing one out on the sly
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
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corporatescoundr 25
I would've responded with "I suggest you ****... Off."
katydid91 31
Alright then. That's not creepy or inappropriate at all...
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Comments (63)
babyblueyes 27
Maybe you should?
2013bchan41 20
"I suggest you go look up what a sexual harassment lawsuit is"
MDoremis 38
You need to report him to HR immediately. That's so unprofessional and creates a hostile work environment.
sevenrothschild 3
**** him first
aloneingarden 15
But maybe there is something going on between them outside work, if that so you should make it clear that this things are not acceptable at work
teentee401 37
I'm sure this wouldn't be an FML if they had an outside of work relationship. And if they did have an outside relationship, OP probably would have mentioned it.
limefizz666 3
I suggest you sue.
Awahso 25
You can't just outright sue. You have to show that corrective actions were not taken by the employer (such as if you report it to HR and they fail to stop the issue or make it worse).
Badkarma4u 17
OP would lose.
Xion0014 20
Should've retorted with "I suggest you stop before you get reported" and report them anyway because he's being a huge asshat
AmIReallyRenee 20
Totally inappropriate, but who gives af if he's worth it go for it, if not trash him.
Death69 24
I suggest he ***** off, takes a cold shower and prepares for an HR investigation.
Fairyjoshy 13
Report them for inappropriate behavior, at the very least. There's a time, a place, and way to propose a sexual encounter. And none of them are that.