Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
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Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I got home so exhausted after working a 24-hour shift that I stripped naked before peeing into the toilet, but forgot to take off my boxers first, so I was peeing into my boxers, and didn’t notice until I felt the heat running down my thighs onto the floor. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
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jessie85678 15
Maybe it's time for you to take a vacation if you're that stressed out
haileyrows 26
Yikes- I'm curious as to how you handled that... I think we need a follow up
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Comments (70)
carlfirebolt 27
sometimes I accidentally pee all over the toilet seat in the morning when I'm taking a dump and it hits my pants D:
haileyrows 26
Yikes- I'm curious as to how you handled that... I think we need a follow up
booze_n_bitches 37
Not to be mistaken for a "follow through", OP.
Sazzles 17
Just imagine the added stress when trying to explain what happened to your coworkers.
TheBossBryson 11
Anyone notice?
MalcolmRodrigues 9
Na, he went ghost mode.
guineagirl96 38
This has actually been a recurring nightmare for me.
MattStro 23
That's a little frightening that you're so stressed that you forget to take off your pants.. Maybe try taking a break from it all.
ckibb97 22
What a piss take
piiiiiou_fml 12
That´s strange, taking down your pants before peeing is normally a reflex and not something you are supposed to think of.
ironik69 31
I've forgotten to take my socks off before a shower before. If your brain doesn't function the way "normal" people's does, then even small things actually require some thought.
potionowl 25
Definitely a reflex. The only time that has happened to me, I was too drunk to function, and even then I remembered the pants, forgot the undergarments.
whyme5200 17
this has happened to me...lol
Exaspera 55
I HATE when that happens! Hope all is okay now.