Miscellaneous: Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to...

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 09:29 - United States

Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML

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By siddance - 04/09/2015 18:08 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML

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Smooth move, teach.

By Faceplant - 14/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML

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Making an entrance

By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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Leave me alone !

By failfailfail - 30/09/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By SocialAnxietySucks - 26/03/2014 03:31 - United States - Houghton

Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML

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Rise and shine

By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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By student414 - 10/01/2012 17:15 - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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diet_otaku 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 16:06

..."as if" you were insane?

DeeArr 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 16:47

Sounds like you're secretly a robot. Let me take this opportunity to recommend that you don't destroy humanity.

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thattickles 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:55

Oh crap, these sort of things happen to me. Example, I was reading a magazine and my brother was sitting next to me and I wen "doo dah doo" and he started laughing, I asked what was so funny, he said the noise I made, I didn't even realize I made a noise. Another time, I was waiting for someone, and they come up to me and ask, "are you dancing?" and starts copying my movements. I wasn't dancing, I didn't even realize I was ddoing anything.

oopsiess 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 3:33

thats called tourettes

Hellmark 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 0:00

My old physics teacher used to do that. Once randomly sat down and started making fire engine noises in the middle of class.

Sniper3000 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 7:19

i woulda been laughing like crazy lmao!

FT4_0 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:34

I do that alot, but instead of beeping, I laugh.

Spitfire_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 0:09

This guy is not crazy, he does not have tourettes; he was just bored out of his ******* mind. That sounds like somethin I would totally do because most of the time I'm bored out of my mind in class and I usually start making whale noises (don't ask). He might just have ADD or ADHD, that's what I have.