By lulinator - 05/03/2015 16:30 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML
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lulinator 40

OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.

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darknut79 17

"Family game" Well there's your problem.

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llamarrama01 21

I had to explain to my friend what smegma is during that game.

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middleagednurse 22

Oh wait, sorry. I read the other comments. I know what queefing is now. Lol.

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killav 0

Immediately thought of a south park episode

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K3YB0ARDASAURUS 17

Follow me on ifunny: it's a CardsAganistHumanity theme with 3700 subs and a feature The name is CardsAganistHumanity

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uchihastephy88 25

Yeah.. I had a similar experience. I had to explain the exact same term to my dad.

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shit_fer_luck 8

I had to explain what a fleshlight was to my mother. I ended the description with "don't judge me, I saw it in a movie". In hindsight, that probably just made it worse.

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hrhlovesrar 8

wait until next time you play that game and have to explain to her what oedipus complex means.

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NightHawk387 22

"An Oedipus Complex" is the perfect answer to the card that says "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mother had to act out ______."

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