By lulinator - 05/03/2015 16:30 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML
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lulinator 40

OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.

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darknut79 17

"Family game" Well there's your problem.

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llamarrama01 21

I had to explain to my friend what smegma is during that game.

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ZannityZan 13

YDI for playing Cards of Humanity with your family! It's one of the least family-friendly games I can think of (if not THE least).

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Blah123459876 3

playing with the wrong crowd op need a bunch of guy friends throw in some beer snacks bbq and the cards and you got yourself a good time

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nettrol 19

We've all been there.

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JKPwnage 27

There is no such thing as a "family game" of CAH

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davisbr2 7

Next time just point her to urban dictionary

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Turtle_Man 21

That's not a game to play with your family...

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whytpantha 2

I felt slightly ashamed I knew what pixelated bukake party was!

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