By lulinator - 05/03/2015 16:30 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML
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OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.

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darknut79 17

"Family game" Well there's your problem.

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llamarrama01 21

I had to explain to my friend what smegma is during that game.

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Punkgirl4554 20

I had to explain what bukkake is... and how I knew...

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BoiWonder 5

Is your moms name Colleen?

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shinikageWolf 15

One of my friends had to explain bukkake to her mom because of that game. "Picture mayonnaise all over their face."

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pos20 26

Be lucky you don't have to explain what a blue waffle is

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zane20062 5

Why the **** would you play that with your family?

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Ariaskye 17

I had to explain to my mother what bukakke and a glory hole was. :/ Gotta love that game. lol

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Exaspera 54

*Note to self: do NOT play this game with humans.*

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Speshelphreak 13

I had two cousins animate what it would be with hand motions and sound effects to their mothers. Best. Day. Ever

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