Bandgeek
Today, at work, 5 minutes after I'd sent my help home, we got an 83 dollar order. I'm the only cook. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
richgirl
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Stingy git
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
MLZ
United States
Little *****
Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
Anonymous
Wealth
Today, after about 8 hours of working and making huge orders, I received my share of tips. It was only a quarter. One single quarter. FML
WaitedOut
Saukville, United States
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
IStillHaveMy8hrShiftToGo
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Beaverton, United States
Company time
Today, I came in to work early at a restaurant to help out. I stocked, baked pies for the next day, cleaned and set over 50 tables, and vacuumed the entire two stories. When I went to send an order for the first customer of mine, I realized I hadn't even clocked on. Four and half hours of work wasted. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got yelled at for not taking an order correctly at work. I've been washing dishes all day and haven't taken a single order. FML
Chefinblack
Australia
Today, at my prestigious sous chef job, I was preparing to plate up expensive entrees for a function of 150 people. After arriving to work 2 hours early to finalize finishing touches, they call the restaurant 5 minutes before their booking stating, 'We can't be bothered anymore, sorry.' FML
mee
Peabody, United States
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
ismerf19
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Anonymous
Did I teach you NOTHING?
Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML
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Colon_Man 17
So... two steaks?
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet after that you were fried. Or toast? Hopefully, you went home and got baked.
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lucasj23 11
you seriously can't cook an $83 order by yourself? unless you have a friggin dollar menu that can't be that much.
randybryant799 21
And you're not able to cook it by yourself!? That's ridiculous.