Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML
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jaybear13 14
what a waste of time that girl is.
Welshite 40
Wealth is not inversely proportional to intelligence. You might just be the perfect example of ignorance, though.
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Comments (116)
hi_blakiet 5
I don't think you should be allowed to send it back after eating half of it...lol.
peoplepainter 1
*facepalm*
worldclassrager 41
Isn't there a description for what's in it? And in that it should say portabella (spelled wrong this is through my phone) mushrooms? Or does she just not know what portabella means?
Laxoxo224 8
Some people's stupidity really amazes me
Reesienpiper 4
mushroom stamp comes to mind, just sayin'.
cho_bee 9
This is simple. Look at her and say, "I can give you someting that doesn't have any mushrooms in it." Take it from there.
qr_fml 21
Lmao, that's the new kind of stupid?
Euronymous93 29
Were there mushrooms growing in her brain?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
She ate half the sandwich and THEN realized it had mushrooms? What did she think during that first half that she ate? O.o
Cheezes 7
So, you wanted a folded pita?