Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jaybear13 14
what a waste of time that girl is.
Welshite 40
Wealth is not inversely proportional to intelligence. You might just be the perfect example of ignorance, though.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (116)
jw90 18
Eye twitching from the stupidity*
theboy13 13
She wanted a tortilla?
Omniprism 15
I'm thinking she didn't know what portobello means.
Chris93Jones 20
... have you been promoted to captain yet? Mr obvious?
Ethrockerdude 6
Must be a trust fund baby
Badgero 12
I thought they were Portabello mushrooms, not Portobella?
Axipiter 24
They are.
SilentRhapsody 13
I thought they were "portobello" mushrooms.
Axipiter 24
Even better 55. I was so transfixed by the a at the end, I completely forgot about the stuff in the middle. I retract my previous correction.
Anyb0dyTh 8
Everyone knows portabellas are small hedgehogs, mixed with artichokes. :D :D Why the heck would you want to mix them with mushrooms?!!! What's wrong with you!! Hehe
kazmie 8
money can't buy intelligence
Sheedah 9
If she didn't know what portabella meant she should have asked instead of ordering off the bat. I hope she still payed for since she ate basically half of the wrap.
Guardian88 21
Why is this up here?? It has absolutely no relation to the OPs life.....that girl is dumb so what
browniey 11
Best thing to do is ask the waiter what is it in the order before making a decision that is embarrassing.