Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML
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jaybear13 14
what a waste of time that girl is.
Welshite 40
Wealth is not inversely proportional to intelligence. You might just be the perfect example of ignorance, though.
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Comments (116)
CaptainBlack 18
On one hand she's dumb, but on the other hand I don't exactly agree that your life sucks.
perdix 31
Ask her if she'd take a shiitake. You'll probably get fired.
football98_fml 20
idiots...
perdix 31
When I was younger, a waitress asked if I wanted French fried potatoes as a side dish, and I didn't know what they were. It had never occurred to me that French fries were potatoes! Oh, to be 28 again!
jessBeAqueen 13
same thing happened to me....who wouldve known peanut butter consists of actual peanuts? or that pickles is a cucumber ? -_-
perdix 31
Or that raisins are grapes, or prunes are plums. If you like Vegemite or Marmite, you might want to avoid doing research into what it actually is. In that case, ignorance is the way to go.
yourmurderscenex 13
for the longest time I didn't know ihop and international house of pancakes were the same thing.
RedPillSucks 33
ihop is that new hip-hop band.
Enslaved 38
Kinda like the people that order "spaghetti squash" and then get upset that it's not a pasta dish. :P
spiritfang11237 16
22- Actually there was a coworker of mine who didn't believe pickles were preserved cucumbers. I informed her how pickles are made and she was convinced I was messing with her because "they look nothing alike".
NoFlippinWai 24
I suggested making Eggplant Lasagna to my husband once. He was completely confused whem I refused to buy noodles and eggs (at 30, he had never seen/heard of/ ate an eggplant.)
caohm 18
the only was that makes any sense is if she just inhaled half the food like Patrick from spongebob and tasted nothing in the process
Capt_Oblivious 10
A portobello wrap having mushrooms?!? Who'd have thunk it?
peachesncreem 21
Portobello! Thank you! The 1st person to spell it correctly. It was driving me insane.
Kelsey_709 9
Agreed! I might understand OP's frustration more if he/she had spelled "portobello" correctly. Otherwise, I can almost understand the confusion. All these people calling the girl stupid for not knowing about the mushrooms, but they can't even spell it themselves! Am I missing something here?
Kelsey_709 9
Oops! I totally meant "portobello." I can spell...really. I guess I just wasn't thinking that time.
mario2012 18
Hey faith? Faith? Where are you faith? Damn. I've seem to have lost faith.
Capt_Oblivious 10
Was she somewhere near humanity?
davincidasecond 24
Not this again ...
Cor1nn4 10
What the **** did she want on it then?
etishuman22 32
I'm curious to know what she thought Portabellas were if not vegetables or cheese..I mean I guess a meat? But that doesn't seem right.
PandaSmile 24
The **** does she think a portabella is?!