Today, at the dentist, the new, rather airy assistant went to prep me for an extraction. She began pulling on something in my mouth, and a moment later, I felt intense pain and then the wetness of blood. She was trying to pull out "that weird wire thing". In other words, my permanent retainer. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache. Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticed something odd. Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodged within ever since. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML
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niemann2006 0
sue her. lol
qtdi 0
Omg, ouch. Seriously though, you'd think a dentist would know about that.
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ICantDanceLOL 1
Sue the ass off the stupid bitch!!!! How stupid can a person get? "Hmmm... Gee.. there's a weird wire thing in your mouth, I'm going to pull it off and see what happens." Well geez, if it's in your mouth, wouldn't you notice it? Dumb idiot. And couldn't you see if the retainer in your mouth? God, I hate people like that. She didn't even ask you about. She should have at least said "Hey, what's this wire in your mouth?" Stupid imbecile
Makaloraii 0
Hey #58, it's not the pulling that hurts. Once you're too old to get the laughing gas, you have to get the shots. AND THOSE ARE THE ******' WORST. I recently had four teeth pulled, and i had 27 novocaine shots - 10 on the roof of my mouth. It sucked. :(
Lichinamo 33
I get the shots and the laughing gas, which is still called novacaine. I get the gas because of a traumatization that I went through as a child. Story time! As a 5 year old, I wasn't sitting still for my extremely creepy dentist. My mother was in the room. He threatened to send my mother out of the room if I didn't behave, which scared the living daylights out of 5 year old me, so I behaved. Looking back on it, I think he would have raped me. My mom thought that I would be put in a 'cocoon', which is a nice word for 'child straight jacket'. And I was right with him being creepy. He's out of the country now. @OP: FYL all the way! Sue the hell out of that bitch! She shouldn't be working as a dental assistant.
Thund3rStruck_fml 0
Ouch dude, just reading this makes my mouth hurt.
hapylordofdeath9 0
crazy bitch
Courtyen 3
Ow, ow, ow, ow, OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Missythevampire 0
How the hell did she get through dental school? She should know about permanent retainers. I say, sue her ass.
Missythevampire 0
Stupid, dumb, not always there, has a wasteland of as brain, and airhead, bigger bra size than her IQ.
blo0_starZz 0
o.o how the hell did she get the job!?
spamandritz 2
SUE!!!!!!
mariano92 3
that's why I ******* hate dentist