Make up and Work: Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer...

By Mayabie - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France

Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

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Same thing different taste

By SorrySnowWhite - 21/11/2016 20:13 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML

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By Anonymos_fmler - 21/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML

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By sarahc_c - 08/12/2014 09:17

Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML

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Big whoops

By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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Mean Girls

By 1nfected - 26/08/2009 17:07 - Canada

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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Self-confidence booster

By uglyyyyy - 28/10/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was working my job at Sephora when I overheard two women talking. One of them asked her friend, "Is being pretty a requirement to work here?" Her friend turned to see me, turned back to her friend and said, "I guess not." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 17:53 - United States - Draper

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

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iggz 0

Monday 17 October 2011 2:00

"Trust me, you don't need any help in that department!"

DFlit1 0

Monday 17 October 2011 1:58

Verbal bitch slap!!!

Comments

scruffy_janitor5 1

Monday 17 October 2011 2:10

What a bitch

supimnyancat 9

Monday 17 October 2011 2:11

Did you tell her what lipstick you were using?

ajmacrae 5

Monday 17 October 2011 2:12

So what colour means "I'm a bitch"?

Enslaved 36

Monday 17 October 2011 2:20

You'll know the colour when you see it. (I'm guessing a bright red. (: It's just like when you see a girl in "**** me" high heels. You just know the meaning behind the outfit.

You_Need_Soap 6

Monday 17 October 2011 4:06

**** red

alival 12

Monday 17 October 2011 2:16

She sounds like the bitch!

Ann23 7

Monday 17 October 2011 2:17

You can't pick your customers. Wether she meant it offensively or not you just gotta be the bigger person and don't let it ruin your day!

weetmaster 6

Monday 17 October 2011 2:18

Hey hey hey, there is nothing wrong with female dogs!!!

pokeychris 6

Monday 17 October 2011 2:21

Obviously you're a bitch.

BellaBoo8275 1

Monday 17 October 2011 3:01

And obviously, you're a dick

emag_eht 18

Monday 17 October 2011 2:22

It does depend on her tone. If she was just joking around I wouldn't take it personally. And even if she meant it in a malicious way she's the idiot who wants to look like a bitch. Let her look like what she is.