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thepixies842 Warkworth, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

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They were indeed "lovin' it".

Well... if you insist. They turned the bathroom into their play place and didn't give a McShit what anyone had to say about it.

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ravens42 8

I am so sorry

Wow people must have no shame.

I'm pretty sure after you're homeless for a while your shame matters to you a little less. There are quite a few homeless purple in my town and their antics know no bounds. But they're just trying to survive. Not saying I support homeless people having sex in a public bathroom but being homeless changes the way people view things. That doesn't make it right and it seriously sucks for OP. JS

ByTheThroat 0

Reminds me of when this security guard at my school got called to stop two kids that were having sex in the bathroom, only to find out it was her daughter and some guy. LOL

Damn. That's gotta suck when it's your own kid.

Am I the only one who noticed the again in that statement?

Time to get a new job hahaha

Im so sorry that sounds terrible!

"once again"?.. no. there would barely be a "once" to begin with. and no. I'm not mopping these walls or floors, I need a raise.

I guess that was a fillet o fish

thats not mayo on the floor.

avila_boy22 12

quiting was always an option....