Love: Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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GhettoWangstuh 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:21

ouch that sucks bad :( good point at not breaking up with you on ur bday though =O

24788 6

Wednesday 27 May 2009 9:26

It bites, but at least he tried to be nice about it.

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Mcstud1y 30

Wednesday 24 June 2015 20:01

He could have been a lot more rude about it

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