Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "The myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my professor let a guy into my philosophy class 30 minutes late because his excuse was, "Time is just an illusion." This is the same professor that kicked me out of the classroom for being 2 minutes late. FML
Today, I realized some of my English students have just been going to their Philosophy professor to help them complete their essays. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, my university professor admitted to sometimes just winging it when she's teaching. "Yeah," she said, "sometimes I just don't get this stuff either." No wonder I'm failing. FML
Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
Today, my theatre studies professor played a soundscape, then had us write what we thought the meaning was. I thought it was a simulation of what schizophrenia was like. Turns out the teacher bet her friend she could convince us that a bunch of people speaking gibberish meant something. FML
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ogoodrich 14
Well.... I bet his wife thinks he's great...
theslimshadylp 6
Please tell me more of this mythical ******.
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Comments (41)
santos1255 5
I dont even get what you are saying
SchwaggHall 9
I'm pretty smart, but most of the words in this FML I did not comprehend...lol
gregorygreg87 12
I'd like to hear that lecture.
Jirekianu2 19
Complain to the dean as to the inappropriate content of his lecture. I am not a student of philosophy, but I suspect this sub is an ass.
shrdlu 28
Isn't ANYONE else here familiar with Dr. Sigmund Freud's theories about clitoral and vaginal ******? He's not denying that female orgasms exist, just that only well-adjusted women can have the "superior" vaginal orgasms. The rest of them can only have the "immature" clitoral ******, if at all. Sounds like the OP's sub disagrees with that theory and is implying there's only one type of female ******. Of course neither Freud nor the sub ever had any sort of female ******.
charlieohcharlie 12
Many of Freud's theories were discredited, it's likely this one as well.
kalbrek009 20
Wow, that sub must live in never never land...because he has never never been able to give a woman an ******, or if it was a woman, she has obviously never never had one. I see how you could be shocked, but confused? I don't understand that.
knick64 7
Immanuel Kant- A Manuel **** the magic of the train of thought....
KaitlynNeal 13
Ha you'd love my high school teachers... Off subject and you will fear everything. They wont scare you straight, they will scare you GAY
HEnRyEdwardsIII 15
I think you should recommend your new philosophy sub to the psych department for some freudian analysis of his pre-pubescent oedipal relationships.
littl3storm 30
I absolutely hate studying Kant - that's bad enough