Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
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SCREAM4meeee 0
Aw thanks for trying though. It's good to see!
tfair85 2
You did the right thing, don't worry about it. Karma/fate/God/whatever you want to call it, will take care of the jumper.
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Comments (151)
Rythace 0
Thumbs-up for being a great person!!
jaclynrose15 5
That sucks to be u dude! Weaker than a kid... That's kind of sad
perdix 31
It's admirable that you wanted to be a hero, but if you don't have the guns to stop the criminals, you just make things worse for all involved. A good citizen would call the police and be willing to testify as an eyewitness.
Pazu_fml 10
While the kid gets beat up in front of OP's face? This isn't the movies; breaking up a fight isn't something that has to be done violently or heroically. Often, stopping to shout at a crime-in-progress IS enough to stop it.
token_blackguy 18
If youre going to try to break up a fight. You should know how to fight.
Illyssa_fml 4
Wow..fyl
quraishakrueger 4
well at least you tried to help him. :)
irishman1989 0
You should be Bruce Wayne before you try to help somebody
alabamajoe77 3
Mental note. Assess potential foe prior to engaging in "good deed".
xXkingmikeXx 5
You're in the us don't you all have guns? Shoot the *******
Kristoffer 35
Good for you for coming to someone's aid. Sucks that it didn't end well, but your heart is in the right place.